Common Symptoms
Common symptoms include: rapid heartbeat, lightheadedness with prolonged standing, dizzyness, headache/ migraine, chronic fatigue, chest pain, and syncope.
Some patients experience strange dreams, limb numbness or heavyness, shaking, nausea, stomach pain, bone chills, hot flashes, low blood pressure and seizures.
- Your parents tell you to drink before you drive.
- You get mistaken for Casper the Ghost.
- You carry salt packets in your purse.
- You hear a truck backing up and think it's your pump beeping.
- You have tried every flavor of Gatorade
- You tell people you have autonomic failure and they recommend a good transmission repairman.
- Physics is your least favorite subject because you hate gravity.
- Your doctors send you Christmas and birthday cards.
- You make Jell-O shots with Pedialite.
- On a date, your heart races even if the other person's ugly.
- The IV team says they like a challenge... until they meet you.
- You are very patriotic and can turn various shades of red, white and blue.
- You can read your own echo's and EKG's.
- Your latest embroidery project is a wall hanging proclaiming "God Bless Zofran".
- Medical students ask to borrow your notes.
- You use your insurance card more than your visa card.
- You are blood doping and taking speed or narcotics...legally.
- You've been home from the hospital for two weeks and are still measuring pee.
- You're thankful for steroids because finally there won't be leftovers after Thanksgiving.
- You tell people you have pots, and they say, "let's light one up and party!"
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE DYSAUTONOMIA WHEN:
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